leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

  • gay boy: hey man you look good today
  • straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
  • straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
  • we’re sexting and you think im masturbating when really im eating ice cream and tweeting and looking up what to say to you on yahoo answer
    ― BlessedISteezed (via blessedisteezed)

    Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

    iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

    spookytotodile:

    when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what