alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

poryqon:

one of the best things are self checkouts because i dont have to talk to someone when i check out, i dont have to worry about fumbling around with my money and trying to hurry to pay them, and i dont have to worry about being judged for what i buy.