I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
its really painfully true
one of the best things are self checkouts because i dont have to talk to someone when i check out, i dont have to worry about fumbling around with my money and trying to hurry to pay them, and i dont have to worry about being judged for what i buy.